Kiritsu's fics

I don't think anything in this will will have to be anything but public anyway.

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My fanfiction, is currently at nyxserpent. My normal life will be found at kiritsu and silverdragon_17.

I just read a fic and it had this line:

Crash.

Whoops, there goes the fourth wall. My apologies. Hopefully that won’t happen again.

And, as Shinju is currently sitting right next to me since neither of us have class right now, I pointed that out to her.

And she went "There's a wall there?"

...Shinju breaks through the fourth wall so often, I told her hers has a permanent hole for her to walk through.

She said "We go through it so much, we installed a door."

Yes, she said we. Her and the other voices in her head.

Me, I break through it occasionally. Then I board over the hole with plywood. That continues until it's mostly plywood and I have to build an entirely new wall before it crashes permanently.

...Yeah...

I think I'm going to go study for my test now...

and this is what happened

Anyone else ever notice similarities between Pegasus from YuGiOh and Vlad from Danny Phantom?
Because I just did.

1. Both have silver/white hairseem innocent

2. Both are filthy stinking rich

3. Both seem innocent

4. Both are Evil

5. Both have a game obsession (Pegasus w/Duel Monsters and Vlad with the Packers)

6. Both love(d) a woman

7. Both have no other family (at least that I know of)

8. Both are currently obsessed with a teenage boy

9. Who has some kind of super-powered alter-ego

10. And is their Nemesis

...

Of course, then I remembered how my sister and I decided that Pegasus is FLAMING.

And knowing how similar he is Vlad...

And then Shinju said something about getting them to meet each other, or have them be Pen Pals or something.
Well, they're both from America, right? So maybe they already know each other.
So she said something about a "Silk Pants Club".
...
Yeah...
This was not going to end anywhere G Rated.
PG or PG-13 either, for that matter.

So Vlad and Pegasus are in the "Silk Pants Club". Everyone knows that everyone in that club is Gay. Yes, with the capital 'g'.
And then they start talking about their mutual obsessions with power and their teenaged nemesises.

...If nemesises isn't a word, don't blame me, I don't know how else to make nemesis plural.
Anyway...

They show each other pics of their "Nemesis", quotes necessary, and their "Nemesis'" Alter-Ego.
...Capitals necessary.
Vlad decides that Pegasus is an unspeakably lucky bastard because he gets his "Nemesis" and Alter-Ego in leather. Pegasus points out that whatever Danny's suit is made of (spandex, maybe?) leaves nothing to the imagination.

I stopped the conversation there, because I really, really did NOT want to stay in their minds any longer.
*shivers*
I kinda wanna scrub their essence off me as it is.

And then Shinju, needed to get out one last thing, said that the club should be changed.
"Gay Silk Pants Club - Why be subtle when you can just say it as it is?"


...I think we both need sleep, and to step away from the fandoms.

Not that we will.

We're called "Kudostalker" on FFN for a reason.

Standing uncomfortably close to the fandom and watching it squirm is fun! (<--THAT WAS SHINJU!!!)

...though, I'm the one who came up with the name, so it's kinda my fault...

Oh well.

I'm talking about the one from Yu-Gi-Oh.
Shinju and I decided that years ago, mostly based on the sound of his voice, though I added his clothing into the mix. I don't care how much he loved what's-her-name, he's gay. Very, very gay. The whole island thing was because he's a pedo who gets off watching boys. That's why he really wanted anything to do with Yugi.
So today Shinju says she wants to listen to the two Yu-Gi-Oh CDs that we have...well, what from them I bothered to put on my iPod. Some of the songs I refuse to listen to.
We get to 'Face Up, Face Down', which is his song.
She and I have talked about different interpretations of this song before, but today it was taken to a whole new level.

( So now we have a new version of the lyrics: )

...
I have a sick, sick mind sometimes.
Shinju says I can't blame her for this but she is where some of the ideas involved came from.
I blame her for getting this in my head.





Oh, one last thing.
Anyone who doesn't understand why I left most of the bits with 'face up, face down' alone is either too young to understand or has led a very sheltered life up until now. No, I will not explain, as I won't know if you're really old enough to know these things.

I hate plunnies, I hate plunnies, I hate plunnies, I hate plunnies, I hate plunnies.
I hate them with a fiery passion.
Crossover Plunny attacked while I was at work tonight.
Thankfully we weren't busy at the time, so I was able to think about it and write the idea down.
It started out simply enough, but then Logic wanted to know just how those two characters were going to actually wind up in the same place at the same time. So then Brainstorm took over until Crossover Plunny met my old All Your Base Plunny.

It came. It saw. It MUTATED.
That last one pisses me off the most.

Anyway, the two plunnies fused and mutated and the Bunny's Plot went nuts and then, after telling my sister about how it started so simple and then mutated, it attached itself to her as well and used her mind to mutate itself some more.
It went from simple normal fic of two characters from different fandoms talking about how their lives are similar/different to a crack!fic, to a fic that is going to be enshrined in the Crack!fic Hall of Fame whenever I figure it out enough to write it all out.



The recipe for the Crackfic Plunny from Hell:

You will need these things:
Really Big F$#%ing Blender
1 part Alfred by Batman
3 parts Bruce Wayne by Batman
3 parts Batman by Batman
2 parts Joker by Batman
3 parts Kuroba Kaito by Magic Kaito
3 parts Kaitou Kid by Magic Kaito
1 part Jii by Magic Kaito
2 parts Snake by Magic Kaito
2 parts Nakamori-keibu by Magic Kaito
7 parts Kid Task Force by Magic Kaito
1 part Conan by Detective Conan
1 part Ai by Detective Conan
3 parts Detective Boys by Detective Conan
1 part Agasa-hakase by Detective Conan
2 parts product ideas by Shinju
12 parts Logic by Kiritsu
20 parts Brainstorm by Kiritsu
1 bottle Happy Tabs
1 bottle F$#% Off Pills

Put the Jii and Alfred in the blender.
Add 1/2 the Logic, 1/2 the Brainstorm, 1/2 the Snake, and all the Kaitou Kid, Batman, Kuroba Kaito, and Bruce Wayne.
Add the Old Plunny and blend for a moment.
Add the rest of the Logic and Brainstorm.
Add the Joker to the rest of the Snake, then add to the rest of the mix.
Add the Nakamori-keibu and Kid Task Force.
Blend.
Give to Shinju.
She adds in the Conan, Ai, Agasa-hakase, Detective Boys, and product ideas.
When she gives it back you add the Happy Tabs and F$#% Off Pills.
Blend until frothy, and serve.

Really, I should have found a way to make it stop after I started to think about just how Jii and Alfred were going to be in the same place at the same time.
Oh, the Happy Tabs and F$#% Off Pills really exist. Don't remember where I got them, but I cannot take credit for them.

Ok, I need to actually get some sleep now. I'm gonna attempt to at least get the entire idea with some kind of timeline and all down at least on paper tomorrow with Shinju's help. You'll all see it just as soon as I manage to write this little f$#%er.